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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Felipe By Sherry Pittinger


Felipe, the flea, jumped, twirled, and bounced on Bernie dog's fur.  Bouncing to his left, he crashed into his sister.
    "Ouch!" she shouted. "Watch where you're bouncing!" Leaping to the right, Felipe smashed into his brother. "Watch where you're leaping!" His brother screamed.
Felipe bumped into grandmas, ran into aunts, and fell over cousins.
Felipe packed his fleabag and waved to his huge, flea family. "Goodbye! I'm leaving. There's not enough flea room.  I want a quiet space I can  call my own."
Hopping off his dog, Bernie, he landed on an ant scurrying across the grass.  "Why are you in a hurry?"  He asked, hanging onto the busy ant's antennas.  "Work, work, work, there's no time to play.  I have larva's to take care of, food to find, and tunnels to dig. I must hurry, hurry, hurry!"
Felipe dangled onto the ant most of the day, but his head was spinning and his stomach was woozy from watching the ant work so hard.
"This is not the home for me--everyone is too busy!"  He hopped off the ant and onto a dandelion.
"Buzzzzz, this is my flower, flea!"   A honeybee circled him. "I'm busy collecting pollen for honey."  "Don't get yourself in a tizzy," Felipe said.  "I'm looking for a home with a space I can call my  own."  "Hop on my back!  There is a corner for you in my honeycomb."
Felipe hopped on the bee's back.  The bee buzzed through the air high into a maple tree, and onto a  limb with a hanging bee's nest.  The bee dumped Felipe into a hole of the honeycomb. "This is a place you can call your own," buzzed the bee, and fluttered away.
Felipe scrambled into the hole and leaped for joy, but stopped leaping from the loud, humming roar.  "This buzzing will not do--this beehive sounds like a zoo!"  This wasn't a good home.
Leaping out of the beehive, he landed on a green caterpillar munching a leaf.  "Hello, I'm Felipe. Do  you mind if I stay here and watch you eat?"  "Welcome!"  The caterpillar said through muffled, bulging jaws. "Stay as long as you like, but I munch a lot and I'm not a very good host."  "I don't mind, I just want a quiet space that's all my own." Felipe relaxed on the caterpillar's back. 
The caterpillar chomped leaves all day, and into the night, until the moon shimmered brightly.  It was a terrific home for a flea! 
He leaped whenever he wanted, and the caterpillar moved ever so slowly rocking Felipe fast asleep.
Felipe woke up one morning and shrieked. A blanket of silk was being wrapped around him.
"Hey, what are you doing?  You're smothering me!"  He screamed.
"I'm weaving a cocoon," answered the caterpillar.
"How long will we live inside a cocoon?" asked Felipe.
"About two weeks," the caterpillar replied, wrapping a piece of silk around Felipe's head.
"Two weeks is too long for a flea!" Felipe screamed.  "I need to leap!"  He wiggled and squirmed  himself free and jumped off the cocoon landing on a mosquito.  They swooped through the air and towards a garden pond. "This is fun!" said Felipe.
Suddenly the mosquito dipped in and out of the water.  "Hey, stop it!" Felipe gurgled.  "I don't drink this much water!" 
Leaping from the mosquito, he landed on a ball of fluffy fur.  Felipe drifted down into cozy softness.  Cat fur?!  A cat home!  He found a home all his own!
Felipe unpacked his fleabag.  Leaping to the left and bouncing to the right, there wasn't another flea in  sight. "What a wonderful life for a flea!"  Felipe thought.  Sleeping all day, and jumping all night, there wasn't a better home anywhere. 
After a few days of bouncing to the right and leaping to the left, Felipe was bored.  He did several  perfect twirls, but bouncing constantly by him self was lonely.  He missed his noisy cousins, bothersome brothers, and bizarre uncles.  Felipe missed his flea family. 
"I'm going home!"  Felipe packed his fleabag and hopped off the cat, leaping towards his old dog home.  Bernie, the dog, snoozed on the familiar shredded, dusty rug. Leaping onto his  dog, he smashed into his sister.  "Hey, watch who you're hopping on, Felipe!" she squealed. Felipe leaped to the left and crashed into his brother.   "Leap in your own spot!" his brother grumbled.  He  twirled, whirled, and bumped into grandpas, fell over aunts, and smashed into cousins.
"There is no place like my flea home." Felipe leaped with joy. "It's crowded, loud, and cozy and this is where I belong!"

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

Hans Christian Andersen The Ugly Duckling


It was lovely summer weather in the country, and the golden corn, the green oats, and the haystacks piled up in the meadows looked beautiful. The stork walking about on his long red legs chattered in the Egyptian language, which he had learnt from his mother. The corn-fields and meadows were surrounded by large forests, in the midst of which were deep pools. It was, indeed, delightful to walk about in the country. In a sunny spot stood a pleasant old farm-house close by a deep river, and from the house down to the water side grew great burdock leaves, so high, that under the tallest of them a little child could stand upright. The spot was as wild as the centre of a thick wood. In this snug retreat sat a duck on her nest, watching for her young brood to hatch; she was beginning to get tired of her task, for the little ones were a long time coming out of their shells, and she seldom had any visitors. The other ducks liked much better to swim about in the river than to climb the slippery banks, and sit under a burdock leaf, to have a gossip with her.
     At length one shell cracked, and then another, and from each egg came a living creature that lifted its head and cried, "Peep, peep."
     "Quack, quack," said the mother, and then they all quacked as well as they could, and looked about them on every side at the large green leaves. Their mother allowed them to look as much as they liked, because green is good for the eyes.
     "How large the world is," said the young ducks, when they found how much more room they now had than while they were inside the egg-shell.
     "Do you imagine this is the whole world?" asked the mother; "Wait till you have seen the garden; it stretches far beyond that to the parson's field, but I have never ventured to such a distance. Are you all out?" she continued, rising; "No, I declare, the largest egg lies there still. I wonder how long this is to last, I am quite tired of it;" and she seated herself again on the nest.

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